Saturday, 7 June 2014

21 Jokes To Brighten Any Bad Day!

They're so lamely amazeballs you might just snort, you have been warned! ;)

  1. Why was Tiger looking in the toilet? To find Pooh!
  2. How do you organise a space party? You planet!
  3. What does an annoying pepper do? It gets jalapeno face!
  4. What kind of bees make milk? Boobees!
  5. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
  6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  7. Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
  8. Never trust an atom, they makeup everything!
  9. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A bad hare day!
  10. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his parents were in a jam!
  11. "Knock knock", "Who's there?", "Europe", "Europe who?", "No you're a poo!"
  12. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling very well!
  13. What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered!
  14. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? He thought he might get a hole in one!
  15. Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!
  16. What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved!
  17. Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
  18. What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the web? An ipad Minnie!
  19. What's a cats favourite colour? Purrrple!
  20. What bow can't be tied? A Rainbow!
  21. Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head!
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With love
Rainbow :) xoxo

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